Zippi Di ZappaDi Zoo! YeeHaa! Awesome! Bravo! Whooooooooooooohoooooooo! Hubba, hubba, hubba! Shazam! Woop!Woop! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??? At long last I am thrilled, totally satisfied, and feeling as though we have now seen how SURVIVOR IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED! Who can ever match the play of Boston Rob?!! Boston Rob never lost his focus. His head and…
MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE AND TONIGHT WAS ONE OF THEM! There’s ticks, fleas, mosquitoes, and large seeds in avocados. But the worst mistake ever was voting Grant off the show! The most beautiful person to play this game got ousted. For the first time, I’m on my knees begging the Great Do Dah, Ga Ga to spare Grant at…
BOSTON ROB RULES THE ROOST! MIKE MAKES A MIGHTY MOVE! And, ANDREA’S OFF TO MAKE PEACE WITH MATT. While there was, once again, no surprises, tonight’s episode was one of the season’s best. First of all, this immunity challenge was by far the most physically challenging of any challenge ever. Running up and down steep stairs, carrying heavy boards,…
NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE for OMETEPE and “GOD IS NOT DONE TALKING TO MATT!” Now the game finally gets interesting. Ometepe now has to start picking off their own. In truth, the last several weeks have been painfully boring as we sit by and watch the old Ometepe pick off the old Zapatera. The score right now is…
PHILLIP GOES RACIAL ABOUT RICE! First Phillip steals rice from the old Zapatera Tribe, and then he goes ballistic because they don’t wanna’ share their rice with him! Steve, who played professional NFL football with more blacks than whites, became the object of Phillip’s racial slurs. His illogical logic speaks solely to his racist belief about white guys. His…
