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Survivor One World – Episode 5

ONE WORLD BECOMES TWO AND MANONO GETS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK! It’s recorded history that the men of Manono don’t know their butts from Kentucky Fried Chicken! We’re still reeling after they all succumbed to Queen Colton’s stupid idea to relinquish immunity to the women. Now our Queen has spread his venom all over the new, pathetically…

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Survivor One World – Episode 4

AN ENTIRE TRIBE GIVES AWAY IMMUNITY! Never before in Survivor History has an entire tribe given away immunity. After 24 seasons and over 400 tribals, we have seen THE STUPIDIST MOVE ON THE PLANET! The Manono men pulled some BS about getting rid of sweet Leif who was cast as a traitor and gave their immunity idol to Salani,…

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Survivor One World – Episode 3

BEING ARROGANT TAKES ITS TOLL ON OUR LEGAL EAGLE. Matt the Lawyer takes the first hit on the men’s Manano Tribe. Five underdogs is a majority in a cast of nine. HELLO! How long does it take to figure out that this game is all about numbers and “alliances”! Matt, Mike, Jay and Bill might be cute as little…

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Survivor One World – Episode 2

BLAME IT ON THE BOOBS! The women of Salani needed the women of Vanuatu to pull off this challenge! The women of Vanuatu were BOOBS AHOY and we managed to kick butt and take names on this very same challenge. Of course, absolutely nothing….I repeat myself…NOTHING IS WORKING FOR THE WOMEN of ONE WORLD. What the #%*@!! is going…

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Survivor One World – Episode 1

THE WOMEN’S SALANI TRIBE LEAVE JEFF SLACK JAWED! The usually talkative, confrontational Jeff Probst was completely dumb founded by the cat fight between Cristina and Alicia at Tribal. Whoever told Alicia to “be herself” on this show couldn’t have given her any worse advice. Any similarity between her and a human being who should be teaching special education kids is…

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