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Survivor Redemption Island – Episode 7

“HOW DO I LOVE ME? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS!” (By Pitiful Pathetic, Putrescent Phillip). OK, fans. I’ve hit my wall on Phillip! He’s a disgusting blend of Johnny Foul Play and Rotten Russell. Rob nailed him: “He’s the most unaware person I’ve ever met”. Ben Franklin said it best. “A man wrapped up in himself makes a very…

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Survivor Redemption Island – Episode 4

TONIGHT THERE’S REJOICING ON PLANET EARTH! “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” Praise the Lord, Hallelujah, Amen! RUSSELL BIT THE DUST! The Grand Master of Karma must have laughed out loud to watch sweet Matt’s dominos fall. Didn’t mighty mouse Russell just give us all a “Beetles come to America Girl” kinda’ performance….weep openly,…

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Survivor Redemption Island – Episode 1

ONE THING IS CERTAIN: “PHILLIP, THE SECRET AGENT CAN’T KEEP SECRETS! Insanity prevailed at the season’s first Tribal. Even Jeff was dumb-founded. However, it’s no surprise that the three oldest people on the Ometepe Tribe got to hear Jeff read their name at Tribal. That’s an early warning that their number is up soon. Frisky Francesca is the first…

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