BLAME IT ON THE BOOBS! The women of Salani needed the women of Vanuatu to pull off this challenge! The women of Vanuatu were BOOBS AHOY and we managed to kick butt and take names on this very same challenge. Of course, absolutely nothing….I repeat myself…NOTHING IS WORKING FOR THE WOMEN of ONE WORLD. What the #%*@!! is going…
THE WOMEN’S SALANI TRIBE LEAVE JEFF SLACK JAWED! The usually talkative, confrontational Jeff Probst was completely dumb founded by the cat fight between Cristina and Alicia at Tribal. Whoever told Alicia to “be herself” on this show couldn’t have given her any worse advice. Any similarity between her and a human being who should be teaching special education kids is…
Zippi Di ZappaDi Zoo! YeeHaa! Awesome! Bravo! Whooooooooooooohoooooooo! Hubba, hubba, hubba! Shazam! Woop!Woop! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??? At long last I am thrilled, totally satisfied, and feeling as though we have now seen how SURVIVOR IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED! Who can ever match the play of Boston Rob?!! Boston Rob never lost his focus. His head and…
MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE AND TONIGHT WAS ONE OF THEM! There’s ticks, fleas, mosquitoes, and large seeds in avocados. But the worst mistake ever was voting Grant off the show! The most beautiful person to play this game got ousted. For the first time, I’m on my knees begging the Great Do Dah, Ga Ga to spare Grant at…
NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE for OMETEPE and “GOD IS NOT DONE TALKING TO MATT!” Now the game finally gets interesting. Ometepe now has to start picking off their own. In truth, the last several weeks have been painfully boring as we sit by and watch the old Ometepe pick off the old Zapatera. The score right now is…
