“BLIND SIDES ARE FUN AND EXCITING!” Famous last words of our speechless, astonished, bewildered, pitiful boo hoo, whining, wimpy, sobbing whimpering, wailing, griping, annoying, pathetic little cutsie poo 22 year old, selfish Kat. Bye Bye, So Long, and Good Riddance!! I do believe that Kat finally learned something! “SHE’S THE MOST NAÏVE PERSON ON THE PLANET!” Hellllloooooo! Relief fell from the…
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Now “who’s island is it, Troyzan?” I wonder if he regrets saying “Don’t f__k with me. This is my island”! Of course, most of us don’t regret saying anything unless it ruins our lives…or costs us a million dollars! It’s just the truth: What goes around comes around and bites you in the butt! Gratefully Troyzan has…
DIDN’T OUR GIRLS “PUT ON THEIR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND MAKE A BIG GIRL DECISION! Now we’re in the game for real! It’s a miracle! A women’s alliance has finally got a toe-hold in this game. Tonight was a head on collision with shear brilliance. Kim and Sabrina totally ROCKED MY WORLD! You could almost hear clamped butts slam…
LIEF’S LAST SUPPER. Our sweet, lit’ man chowed down on a protein shake and bananas just prior to getting kicked off the island. In his own words, “I essentially gave it my all. I have no regrets”. Leif will be remembered for his height and his “givin’ it all, every day in every way”. He can take pride in…
CAN NOT COMPUTE! CAN NOT COMPUTE! CAN NOT COMPUTE! Jonas, voted off the Island? Really? Well, at least we got to see the really, really nice Jonas who once declared, “I’ll be Colton’s bitch if it’ll keep me in the game”, come completely unglued with totally tetched Tarzan. He even threw the “F” bomb around a few times. Jonas’s…
