CAN NOT COMPUTE! CAN NOT COMPUTE! CAN NOT COMPUTE! Jonas, voted off the Island? Really? Well, at least we got to see the really, really nice Jonas who once declared, “I’ll be Colton’s bitch if it’ll keep me in the game”, come completely unglued with totally tetched Tarzan. He even threw the “F” bomb around a few times. Jonas’s…
Survivor One World Turned on a Dime! Isn’t it amazing that life’s paradigms can shift in the space between breaths! Only yesterday I huddled up with die hard Survivor fans to chant and rant, “Send Colton home”! God is so Good, Ladies and Gentlemen! Karma came back to bite Colton in the butt (or appendix), and the little Queen went…
ONE WORLD BECOMES TWO AND MANONO GETS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK! It’s recorded history that the men of Manono don’t know their butts from Kentucky Fried Chicken! We’re still reeling after they all succumbed to Queen Colton’s stupid idea to relinquish immunity to the women. Now our Queen has spread his venom all over the new, pathetically…
AN ENTIRE TRIBE GIVES AWAY IMMUNITY! Never before in Survivor History has an entire tribe given away immunity. After 24 seasons and over 400 tribals, we have seen THE STUPIDIST MOVE ON THE PLANET! The Manono men pulled some BS about getting rid of sweet Leif who was cast as a traitor and gave their immunity idol to Salani,…
BEING ARROGANT TAKES ITS TOLL ON OUR LEGAL EAGLE. Matt the Lawyer takes the first hit on the men’s Manano Tribe. Five underdogs is a majority in a cast of nine. HELLO! How long does it take to figure out that this game is all about numbers and “alliances”! Matt, Mike, Jay and Bill might be cute as little…
